Register your baby at toddlers-r-us.com!
Register your baby today at toddlers-r-us.com and they will send him or her a Visa card, a gift certificate for his/her first tattoo, and a trial membership with Groupon.
It's never too early to get these little chunks of protoplasm acquainted with the exciting prospects of life as a consumer and a mindless participant in the distractions of modern life, I say.
Don't you agree?
[ This posting originated at the author's novelist website jdrachel.com: Register your baby at toddlers-r-us.com! ]
