As an attention-starved author and overgrown baby, I of course am always trying to attract publicity. Again, one of my kitties has humbled yours truly by being featured in our local newspaper.
Maybe I'm approaching this wrong. Do I need to learn how to purr to get noticed around here?
Of course, the selection of local pets for cameos is not random. And since our kitties are the most beautiful in the world, what choice is there but to run their photos and say a few complimentary, if inadequate words? I'm frankly surprised they don't write them up on the front page with a huge eye-catching headline like . . .
JENNIFER THE CAT STEALS EVERYONE'S HEART IN SASAYAMA
You think I'm biased? Check out these photos!
Which gets to the heart of the challenge for me personally. At least in the cuteness department, I simply can't compete. So I need to create my own separate niche.
I got it! I'll write novels! Incredibly cute novels. With cute covers. And cute characters. Cute story lines. Cute plot twists.
Novels that purr!
Hmm . . . I may have gotten off to a bad start. Politics? Satire? Human trafficking? Growing up in Detroit? The end of the world? Drug smuggling? Eating giraffes?
What's cute about any of that?
[ This originated at the author's personal website . . . https://jdrachel.com ]
Life In Japan: Jennifer the Cat, Media Darling!
